War Stories or “The Patron from Hell!!!”
Since when does “May I help you?” translate to
“Hey you sexy thing, I’ve been sitting here all day just waiting for
you to come in and ask me out in the most vile and creepy way that you can
We all face interesting patrons in our jobs, some funny, some odd, some
creepy, and some just. . .
Enjoy these stories, and if you have one, feel free to contribute email@example.com.