For all the insanity, librarianship is a great career.
Sure, its tough to find a job, and the patrons can be trying, and they cut my staff again, and also the book budget, and all these book challenges keep coming in, and the homeless guy keeps trying to cut his hair with the safety scissors, and I keep finding horrid THINGS in the bookdrop, and now, hey look the homeless guy is chasing the book challenge lady with the stapler, and looks like she’s packing mace, now he’s on the run and…
OH GOD THE SQURRIELS ARE BACK!!!!
IEEEEEE! NOT IN THE FACE, NOT IN THE %^$& #$&JFBFR%^$r