Brand Spanking New Gear Is In At The Curmudgeony Librarian Superstore.


After the disastrous boating accident which shut down the Superstore and claimed the life of Christopher’s beloved tax attorney Dr. Squeeky, it was difficult to go on. Many nights Christopher agonized, whether things could ever be the same. Sure, the public was desperate for high quality library products, at low low prices; but what of the human cost?
Could he go on? And what of Dr. Squeeky’s memory?

A lesser man would have given up, but not Christopher. In honor of Dr. Squeeky, America’s first Mallard Duck licensed to practice law, Christopher knew he had to go on. Squeeky would have wanted it that way.

Which is why Christopher the Curmudgeon proudly announces the return of

The Curmudgeony Librarian Superstore
.
The Superstore is back with tons of brand new gear as well as some reissued classics. Come, visit the shop.

Do it for Squeeky!